Showing posts with label Movie review. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movie review. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Review: Sinister


Review contains spoilers


I saw Sinister on Friday night with my sister Judith and sister in law Letitia.

I had high hopes for this movie.
Sadly those hopes were shattered.
Who is viewing the final cut of these films?
I want to know.
So I can shake them and ask what the hell were you thinking.

The movie starts off great.
the premise is terrific....
True Crime writer moves his unknowing family into the home of a recent crime scene where a family was murdered.
He intends on writing a book about the murders.
The beginning scene is very intense and my hopes swelled and I thought if it keeps this intensity this may be.....finally a good "scary" movie.
When the police sheriff gets out of his car and his badge says Pennsylvania I was even more scared/excited/worried/excited/scared......because I live in Pennsylvania and a scary movie set in your own town/city is extra frightening.
But.......it all went down hill from there.
The scares were forced.
All haunted house bullshit.
Someone jumps out.
There is a bang.
A door slams shut.
What are we stupid?
The only scene that could have been remotely frightening was shown in the damn trailer which pisses me off.
The murder scenes were scary in that in this sick world they could happen.
 And had the movie not turned into some ridiculously hokey bullshit with a bunch of white faced kids putting there fingers to their mouths in the shhhhhhh motion.
It may have actually been good.
Even though the bad guy was some supposed demon/god/monster
It still would have been better without the kids.
The ending was awful and it didn't have to be.
If it had just ended with the kid standing there looking at her father it could have redeemed itself a little but......nope.
In the end this was just another disappointing piece of garbage that I wasted my $11 bucks on.
If the movie industry wants to stop people from pirating movies they better start making movies that won't make me regret spending my hard earned money. 
At least make it look like you tried.

 

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Movie Review Insidious



I saw the movie Insidious last night
and it was absolutely horrible!
The first half of the movie had some real potential but then it changed into this ridiculous somewhat insulting.....crap. I can not even think of another word for it.

So let me set it up for you.....
A lovely family
Mom, Dad, two young boys and a baby move into a house. The Mom starts to hear creepy things and then see creepy things. The one son falls and then the next morning he is in a coma.
The Mom thinks the house is haunted she wants to move.
The husband agrees and they move.
She starts seeing and hearing the same stuff in the new house.

Now this beginning part is actually very creepy. My friend Robin and I jumped and clutched each others hands several times. I may have even screamed once or twice.

But then it gets bad......paranormal Investigators come and they are so cartoonish in their behavior that you are laughing at them even when they aren't supposed to be funny.
I don't want to ruin it for anyone who may want to see it
 so I won't get into what the deal is with the medium who works with the paranormal team
but I will just say....the gas mask thing was ridiculous
not creepy
not so strange it was scary
just quite frankly....stupid
The demon was so over the top that it was impossible to believe or fear it
I have always found that subtlety is the key in scaring people and this movie was about as subtle as a boardwalk or carnival haunted house.
It was like watching one of those Horror Parody Movies
We actually left the theater laughing and I suspect that was not the intention of the film makers.
I judge a scary movie on my reaction after the film
If I am running to my car checking my back seat and then running into my house turning on every light on my way to my bedroom....it was scary.
I did none of those things

I spent $24.00 to see this move
$11.00 for the ticket
$14.00 for my popcorn, soda and candy
I want that money back plus the hour and forty minutes of my life I wasted.

I should have stayed home and read one of my top 10 scary books instead.
I suggest you do the same




 
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