Thursday, February 23, 2012

7 Questions

ib has been nice enough to include me in his 7 Questions thingy.

1. Out of the different races of life in Lord Of The Rings, which do you prefer and why? (Answer carefully.)
a. Orc
b. Halfling
c. Elven
d. Human
e. Dwarven

Elven. They were the first inhabitants of Middle Earth and so therefore the best. I also think its cool that they can die from grief.....I don't know why I think that is cool....I just do. They also have pointy ears which is awesome, just ask Dr Spock. 

2. If today will be yesterday, and tomorrow will be today, What will tomorrow be when it is yesterday?

Very interesting question.....Tomorrow will always be Friday whether its today, yesterday or tomorrow. So my answer is Friday.....I think. This is confusing. Is it like a rhetorical question or is there an actual answer. It's a puzzle. My brain hurts. Can I have some Cocoa Puffs?

3. Do you consider yourself a writer or a person that places rather large words together to form a sentence, and thus, a story/post/epic?

Although many have told me that I am not, I consider myself a writer. I do however love the word epic....I use it often and annoyingly like.....Wow that lunch was epic. or Hey have an epic morning. or You're boring ass slide show presentation on the needs of our customers was so NOT epic. 
Yes people hate me. 

4. If you happened upon a war and you had to take part in it, what would be your weapon of choice?
a. rifle
b. sword
c. slingshot
d. bow and arrow
e. dematializer

A rifle. Shooting things is my passion.

5. If you were stuck on an island with no means of escape, and were given one wish, what would it be for?

Can my wish be to leave? I will assume No......Is my family with me? I will assume yes......If it was my fault we got stuck I would wish for my husband to become mute. 
If it was his fault I would wish for him to have sonic hearing so he could not miss a single time I reminded him that it is his fault.

6. If you participated in the TV game show Fear Factor, where would you draw the line in regard to consuming odd "meals?"

As a certifiable mysophobe aka germaphobe....and yes I meant certifiable not certified. I would not participate in said gameshow at all. I would rather die than eat anything gross. 

7. What is your favorite album of all time?

Debbie Gibson's Out of the Blue. 

With Classics lyrics from the songs: 

Out of the Blue

Love appeared before my eyes with you
a dream come true
I never thought I'd realize what love was 
what love was, what love was

Only in my dreams

Now I see I'm up to no good (no, no, no)And I wanna start againCan't remember when I felt good (baby)No I can't remember when


Shake your love

I'm under a spell againBoy I'm wondering whyThis is not a game of love but an emotional tieI'm trying to figure out my heart (heart...)But I can't offer you proofOf why we should never be apartAnd that is the (that is the) that is the truthOh...
That is poetry baby.

8. What is your favorite movie of all time?

Oh this is hard.....I am a HUGE Movie fan......

Classic - 1932 movie called Freaks

Horror - The Exorcist or The Changeling (Not the Angelina one)

Comedy - Better off Dead or Old School

Romantic - Untamed Heart or Pride and Prejudice

Musical - Mama Mia

Favorite movie of all time.....

The Breakfast Club
Don't hate me okay it is a great movie and I watch it at least twice a year.

9. Are you taking part in the 2012 A to Z Challenge this year? It may be the last one, depending on your answer for question 11.

I wasn't planning on it.....Should I?

10. If, by chance, you were endowed with one super power, what would it be and why?

Super hearing....I am a nosey bitch and I hate when I can't hear what people are saying when they are having personal conversations that have nothing to do with me. 

11. Do you believe that the Mayans are on to something concerning 12.21.12?

Yes I believe the world will end on 12/21/12. To prepare I have been spending lavishly as I assume no one will be around to collect the money. 
I have also made a list of people to call that day so that I can get the last word in.....I know they hate that I always feel the need to have the last word. So they can rot with the knowledge that I won again!!!!!!!!!!!!Mwahahahahahahahahahaha (thats my evil laugh). Its better in person.

Well that was fun! Thanks ib for including me.


Andrew Leon said...

Wait a minute, how do you -happen- upon a war? Oops, I tripped, and, look what I found, a war! Or: I turned the corner and what do you think I happned upon? A war.

Unknown said...

I LOVE ALL your answers! I so love that you're passionate about shooting stuff!!!! Some time when we actually get together I want you to teach me to handle a rifle and if you want I'll let you try out my B&A....
Hilarious post!
Funny, Andrew.... good question! :)But if it can happen, I'm sure it could happen to someone like me.

Jennifer said...

Andrew - yes it would be a bit odd to happen upon a war but just know that if I ever do I am prepared thanks to this question.

Jennifer said...

Stacey - Thanks and sure no problem.

ib said...

I'm sensing your sarcasm Andrew.

Jenny, well done. But for the love of Gandalf, choose halfling next time and forgo choosing those pussy ass elf folk. I am trying to lead you astray.

Jennifer said...

ib you seem a little upset........I am sorry that you like the inferior halflings maybe someday you will come to your senses.

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